Title: Surprise

Author: GeNubia

Rating: Erotica

Disclaimer: Farscape is the property of NINE NETWORKS AUSTRALIA, SCIFI.COM, HALLMARK ENTERTAINMENT, AND THE JIM HENSON COMPANY. All Farscape characters etc, belong to them. This story and its content and original characters I create belong to me.

Shout Outs: I would like to dedicate all erotica and slash fics I write to the memory of CP aka Chiana's Pet. He convinced me to write my first slash fic and along with ScaperZen and Chaoswar thoroughly corrupted me.

Title: Surprise

Rating: R (John/Aeryn)

Zhaan hurried towards the command module, the panic she had heard in Ka D'Argo's voice making her increase her trot to a run.

"D'Argo!" she called breathlessly. "Over here! Hurry Zhaan!" he answered with added urgency. Zhaan skirted around the corner and came to a screeching halt as she entered the pitch black chamber. "Pilot, Pilot are you well?" she asked anxiously.

Suddenly Zhaan was blinded as the lighting was suddenly restored and a great sound of multitudes of blended voices erupted around her.

Shouts of, "SURPRISE, SURPRISE, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!" deafened her hearing centers.

Lowering her hands from her eyes Zhaan blinked several times while they adjusted and looked at the excitement and barely contained joy of her friends. Rygel flew forward in his throne chair and began giving a speech about how lucky she was to have lived another cycle and continued to drone on and probably would still be talking had not Chiana interrupted him by presenting Zhaan with a gift of a beautiful sculped crystaline mask.

Next Aeryn approached her and presented her with a gown that shimmered and glowed as the light fell on it. Next came D'argo looking sheepishly at her for his part in the subterfuge, and presented her with a hand carved figurine set of each of the crew.

Zhaan blinked back tears as John approached her and gave her a hug and kiss on the cheek, backing slowly away he walked over to Pilot and whispered into his ear.

Nodding Pilot pressed several buttons and the lights dimmed slowly. A gasp of shock slipped through Zhaan as holographic images of the Delvian homeworld flashed slowly before her. When all the images had rotated through Pilot increased the lights and handed the holographic program to John.

Shimmering tears drifted down Zhaans' lovely face. Walking slowly towards Zhaan, John began to sputter in his incoherent way, trying to explain the gift. Seeing the difficulty the human was having at saying simple words Pilot interrupted his sputterings, "Zhaan, the holographic images were John's idea and are a gift from Moya, John, and myself."

"Yeah," John said. "What he just said." Her voice heavy with emotion, Zhaan thanked everyone for remembering her birthday. "Alright!" John yelled ,"Pilot hit the music it's party time."

Several hours later, John and Aeryn find that they are the only ones left at the party as the others have drifted to their quarters or in Rygel's case looking for more food. John begins to head for the door to be suddenly blocked by several DRD's and the "Ahem!" of a pissed off Pilot. Looking around he winces as he sees the trashed command module.

Laughing at him, Aeryn hands him a garbage sack and they begin to help the DRD's clean up the mess.

"Thank you for being so considerate and helping the Drd's pick up," Pilot says sarcastically.

"OoooooooKay then, that's the last of it Pilot." John watched as Aeryn smiled coyly looking behind her several times as she walked out. Smiling at her departing backside, John began to leave only to be stopped by Pilot's sincere voice.

"Thank you John for including Moya and myself in the crew's plans for Zhaan. We enjoyed the human ritual very much." John walked over to Pilot and squeezed his shoulder in understanding. Smiling boyishly as he walked out John looked over at Pilot. "Give Moya a goodnight kiss for me will ya?"

He laughed as he neared his quarters remembering the look on Pilot's face at his parting remark. John looks up seeing Aeryn lounging casually against the entrance hatch to his quarters. Aeryn smiled at him her casual pose betrayed by the barely held passion in her eyes.

"Took you long enough John. I was afraid I would have to start without you," she pouted. "Did Pilot have a better offer for the night," she quipped.

"Maybe," he bantered, "why, you jealous?"

"Of course not," she replied slipping her arm around his waist as they stood face to face. Pulling him against her until they were touching head to toe, Aeryn began to kiss John, her soft lips leaving his skin on fire where they touched.

"Umm Aeryn," John mumbled against her temple, "I think we need to take this inside," he chuckled. Opening the door to his quarters he pushed her inside ahead of him. "You know you were jealous," he says to her back.

Spinning around Aeryn counters, "No I was not." Pulling her back into his arms and kissing her lips softly, gently teasing her, nibbling gently in an effort to get her to deepen the kiss, he mumbles, "Yes your were."

"Ummmm," Aeryn sighs, "Nice lips."

"I know," he says, "Pilot said the same thing a few minutes ago."

"What!" she exclaimed. Disbelief at his words etched on her face. Laughing robustly at the expression on her face, John chokes out, "It was a joke Aeryn, ummm a funny, humor , you know a joke." John continued laughing as Aeryn tried to make sense of his words. John watched as her brain kicked into high gear trying to translate what the translator microbes had screwed up for him.

Man these microbe glitches are cramping my style. Several times their lovemaking had come to a screeching halt while he tried to find other ways to explain his "pillow talk" that had either ended up being insults or sounding down right stupid causing Aeryn to burst out laughing and killing the mood totally for him.

Giving up on trying to understand his last statement, Aeryn pulled John closer guiding his head down to the curve of her neck.

"I have waited all night to be close to you like this," she sighs as he begins to kiss her neck tracing erotic designs on her earlobe with his tongue, teasing and nipping her lip.

"I like that alot," she tells him arching her neck, exposing even more of her soft silken skin. " That tongue of yours is good for something other than talking your way out of trouble eh?" she asks playfully.

"Yeah well, my tongue is very talented," he brags.

"Hmmm, care to prove it?" she challenges him.

"Let's see," he says, kissing her hard on the mouth forcing his way inside her mouth with his tongue deepening the kiss as he tangles his hand in her hair pulling her even closer.

"Yummmy, that's one," moans Aeryn. Laughing at her playfullness, John leaves small gentle kisses along her sculptured jawline reaching her earlobe again nipping it gently before probing its contures with the tip of his tongue.

"Ahhhhhhh," Aeryn sighs, "that's two."

"Well, sweetheart not that I don't mind you keeping count, but if you want to see the rest of my tongue's repetoire you will have to get undressed."

Watching Aeryn undress, exposing all that lovely toned flesh of hers was making it hard for John to think. Patting her naked bottom he pushed her in the direction of the bed. John began to undress as Aeryn made herself comfortable. Watching him intently Aeryn unconciously licked her lips as he removed his pants and underwear. John watched unashamed as her eyes drank him in traveling several times up and down his length before settling happily on his very aroused, throbbing, erection. Putting his hands on his hips he returns the favor causing Aeryn to blush at her earlier boldness.

"Sheeesh, now I know how the fairer sex feels," he chuckles. John sat on the edge of the bed removing his socks and shoes. Aeryn peered over the edge making a comment about his cute toes only to find herself suddenly on her back with John pinning her down.

"Now where were we?" he asked.

"Two," Aeryn answered. John began to massage Aeryns shoulders, pleased by her moans, he moved his hands lower until he reached her breasts. Massaging them simultaneously he lightened his touch to a caress making her body twitch as the sensation caused waves of pleasure to wash over her. Smiling to himself he lowered his head and replaced his fingers with his mouth, suckling and kneading her breast. Running his tongue in tiny moist circles around her nipples causing Aeryn to buck underneath him as her body reacted more to the pressure that was building inside.

"You still keeping count, Sunshine?" he asked as he moved his head lower leaving a trail of kisses, licks and burning flesh behind.

"What?" she moaned confused unable to think as her primal instincts allowed her passion and desires to take over. Moving erotically against John it was all Aeryn could do not to try to take control of the situation. She remembered his erection and she wanted him inside of her now. Her hands began to search for the object of her desire only to be captured and chastised by a chuckling John.

Smiling again as he lowered his head to her navel, he began to kiss her taut smooth skin, causing trembles and shivers to follow where his lips had been. Encouraged he memorized the shape, texture, and feel of her navel with his tongue. Ignoring her fevered pleas for completion John released her hands and placed and arm around each leg lifting them to his shoulders.

"Well, darlin'," he said as he kissed the inside of one thigh and then the other as he lowered his head further still. Her thighs began to tremble in anticipation as he spoke against the core that was all Aeryn, "You are about to find out exactly how talented I am."

The End :)